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  • Mood: Pissed Off
  • Listening to: Fleet Foxes
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: With your perskeptions.
  • Eating: Meatball Sub Sandwiches
  • Drinking: Water
To be completely sure, I am not one who harbors any violent tendencies. However, I can be provoked. When I am, there's always a very good reason behind my responses. When some snot-nosed, twelve year old toothpick of a boy at the bowling alley decided to waltz up, and for whatever reason steal my brand new forty dollar felt fox-ear hat right off my head, and saunter off into the boy's bathroom, well, that's just not going to stand. MIND YOU, I don't know this boy. I've never met him in my life, but GOD, you could smell the arrogance on him. Of course, I went after him, I don't know what made him think I wouldn't come into the boy's bathroom if he's got something of mine (obviously, none too bright). I screamed at him a little bit, and he hid behind the door, which I used to squish him, at least twice I slammed it into him. Then, I opened it, cornered him, put on my meanest, ugliest face, and demanded that he give it back. Little git nearly lost his fluids. And other bodily wastes. I got my hat back; undamaged, but I'm sure it needs a good wash after being handled by those greasy little fingers. Another example of the intolerance I have for to-day's sassy, uneducated youth. In case you're wondering, no, I didn't take that too far. I took that right to where it should have gone. He gets a light beating, a good screeching at, and he gets told off. That's the only way to deal with a middle schooler who has gotten too big for his britches. And by britches, I mean suffocatingly skinny jeans.
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CiCiCajar Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Good for you in my opinion. You didn't bring him major bodily harm but you set him in place. And the part where you said "suffocating skinny jeans" made me bust out laughing. I hate those damn things on boys! Kudos!
The-Willow-Gray Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Ah, well, I do my best ^-^ GOD, I know, it's.... how? How do they even wear those things without cutting off their circulation? By the by, thank you for the favourites, and the watch; deeply appreciated!
DecThePixter Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Very skinny jean can and do cut off circulation, as far as I know.
The-Willow-Gray Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I had a suspicion.
novectors Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Professional General Artist
after hearing of all the crap the US teens and college-age kids have been doing/saying/tweeting/etc. in the wake of the Obama re-election,
I must say I'm pleased to hear of the outcome to this little fracas...

wtf is wrong with the so-called parents in this world today?
do they not understand that these friggin punks will soon be running the world FOR them, and how bad things will get if our "future leaders" have no sense of decency, fair play, and conscience?

IMHO, the first thing to address is incompetency on the part of the parents,
THEN the behavior of their spawn...

maybe we should have and enforce licensing protocols for procreation, much as we have for in-home care-givers and medical professionals...

meantime, we administer a stiff contraceptive into the nation's water supply, to which an antidote can only be obtained after proper certification of persons qualified to actually care for and raise a child in a positive manner?
The-Willow-Gray Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I agree. If someone is not going to take the time to raise their children properly, they shouldn't be allowed to have any.
I mean, for God's sake, you have to have a background check for quite a few other things, but not for having a child?

I'd hit the final straw some months ago, with these twerps. After some inexcusably bad spelling, and stupidity that can only be described as 'dangerous to everyone within a five-mile radius', I was done. This was me, being done.
eat-ride-listen Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD This just made my night. Bravo, bravo :clap: He deserved it; boys, ha.
The-Willow-Gray Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you, thank you *bows* Trouble is those young teens, they're getting worse. Brattier, more apt to creating unnecissary dramatics. This one was a living testament to America's failing youth.
eat-ride-listen Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome :D It's true, sadly.
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